akira
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Post by akira on Feb 3, 2006 18:01:35 GMT -5
Ahhh, another refuge of hatred for the BoD to retreat to. But I guess it will never come to a retreat, for no warrior shall survive a retreat without commiting suicide. It is utterly shameful.
Or you can just be a badass and never lose. Then you live eternally like me and my fellow Princes. Hail that shite!!!!
I shall deem this place offcially BoD enough by taking a complimentary dump in the corner. Cherish it and love it. It will happen only once.
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Post by DC Sparky on Feb 4, 2006 14:03:46 GMT -5
haha! nice way to make the place smell!
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Leviathan
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Post by Leviathan on Feb 4, 2006 20:39:57 GMT -5
As all the members of the Brotherhood were inside the local town checking out this newfound place, something dark approached, inside the local tavern, members of the Brotherhood were at the bar, some were harassing the locals, some were watching the entertainment provided by scantily clan wenches. Suddenly the door to the tavern blew off its hinges and flew further into the tavern itself, killing six random n00bs.
The rain from outside poured into the tavern bringing with it a wash of blood. The man engulfing the doorway walked in to the tavern proper, he surveyed the surroundings, and spoke softly in a slightly humerous yet strangely psychotic manner,
"That's right assholes, we're taking over another city, doom has come to this world" as he spoke a flurry of Brotherhood members launched into the Tavern, some through the roof and some through the windows, they grabbed the wenches and the beer barrels, and killed the regulars, all around people were being gutted and hung from the rafters by their own entrails, the Brotherhood members already in the tavern sprung to life, and joined the other members in ransacking the tavern. Once all the men were dead, Leviathan walked back outside into the pouring rain, he looked to the south, the entire city was aflame, in the centre of this city, surrounded by destruction and death, workers toiled, they brought the beer and wenches to this building, a vast tower, with spears of flame atop bastions of metal and rock, Leviathan gazed at the tower and laughed, the town, the city, the continent, the world, all doomed for the Brotherhood had come at last, the new Brotherood Citadel was complete.
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Post by cadaveras on Feb 5, 2006 14:56:16 GMT -5
That was no doubt an epic post brother Leviathan!
The Dark Spires of the Brotherhood of Doom shall emerge wherever there is light and further drag the universe into the infinite darkness of our shadow, the eternal black hole!
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akira
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Post by akira on Feb 6, 2006 12:22:50 GMT -5
A wave of peasants fled for their lives as the flood of BoD troops started ransacking the city. Most were immediately slaughtered by a horde of riding Brotherhood scathes, leaving only a puddle of blood and slimey entrails behind in a world that had long given up on them.
Those lucky enough to make it outside of the borders of the town quickly made their way to the only place they thought they would be safe.....the nearby CHURCH!
Cringing and cowering on the floors of the church, the peasants waited in angst not knowing what would happen next. After having hidden in the church for 1 day, a few villagers thought it safe to go outside. They left to the outside leaving behind a multitude of other villagers.......
After 2 hours had passed and the men had not yet returned, the remaining villagers in the church started to worry. Suddenly, as if thunder was blazing through the skies, a massive thumping sound rang through the church. Everything started to shake and swing wildly as the thumping became ever louder. Strangely, the sound stopped suddenly leaving the villagers greatly confused.
One peasant women whispered to another: "What do you think that wa....
But before she could finish her sentence, the massive door of the church exploded sending splinters flying into the room, critically wounding some of the peasants. As the dust from the explosion cleared, a dark figure entered the church. As if by command, a large army of black demons started rushing into the church as the dark figure continued to look on.
The demonic warriors started torchering and raping the inhabitants of the church when suddenly the dark figure yelled: "CEASE!!!"
All scurried as fast as tehy could to get out of the church. All that was left behind was a pile of wounded and bleeding peasants.
The dark figure approached one of the villagers and picked him up by the throat. Twitching irregularly, the villager gasped for air but without success. Standing there and holding the villager in the air, the dark figure punched through the rib cage of the man and ripped out his throbbing heart. Unfortunately for the villager, he had relented from ripping the heart out clean meaning that the it was still connected to the blood stream. Slowly crushing the heart of the man, the dark figure merely laughed as the man fainted due to shear pain.
Throwing his body to the side, the dark figure said: "My name is Akira and I shall be your destruction Muahahahaha!!!!"
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Go ahead and kill some peasants my brothers. I left it open for some further killing. The whole church is full so just step in line for the killing buffet.
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Post by cadaveras on Feb 6, 2006 16:46:50 GMT -5
Cadaveras entered the church where he noticed several of the townfolk mangled with wooden slivers from Akira's stunt. The Black Inquisitor laughed as some of those dieing were choking up blood on their last breaths. "A tactful display of your power, as always, my fellow berserker."
Searching through the still living victims, he found an old man, dressed in very prestigious robes. Most likely he was the villiage elder. He noticed a couple of nude, twin sisters, both of Asian descent with flawless pale skin, petite hour glass builds, flat washboard abdomens, wide hips, smooth round asses, long athletic runner's legs, breasts neither to large nor too small that were well rounded and very perky, truely gorgeous angelic faces, black hair tied in pigtails, and maroon eyes, chained to this seemingly villiage elder.
"These women are most delectable. Whom might they be?"
The old man gulped. "They are my granddaughters... as well as my maids."
"Well ladies, that's one lecherous old man you call a grandaddy, no?"
They were too shaken to respond.
In the blink of an eye, Cadaveras De Sade unleashed his warhammer from its scabbard and cleanly decapitated the senile old fool with the spike on his massive mallet. The twins shivered quite a bit as great wind was emitted from the strike that ended the elder's life, but deep down they were somewhat happy as their grandfather abused them quite frequently.
"What are your names?" The immense prince inquired.
The one on the left spoke first, "Kanako."
The on the right spoke next, "Shinobu."
He smiled at them. "From this day forth you shall be my brides. Rejoice, for immortality and endless wealth are now yours."
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Post by darkViVi on Feb 7, 2006 14:12:34 GMT -5
The rain is pouring down from the night sky, in the forest a group of NewB's have set up camp. It is not far from the nearest village because the NooB's was to afraid of walking too far from home.
The NooB's found some dry firewood in the drenched forest and started a fire, that is when the mighty warrior Bloodaxe noticed them. He thought for himself *What kind of NooB's actually puts up a fire?* He laughed with an evil laughter BRAHHAHAHA!!! He first walked into the little village as he knew the NewB's probobly would spend the night at the camp site. When he entered the village he saw an old farmer, Bloodaxe walked up to him and asked "Is there any norse ale in this crappy village" The old farmer was so scared of this norse berzerker that he was completely mute, so Bloodaxe raised his voice and said "you old fool answer me!! or i shall behead you" The old man now shaking all over his body mumbeling something the norse warrior couldn't hear. Bloodaxe ask what the farmer is saying and yells SPEAK at him, the farmer takes a couple of steps back and says nothing. The norseman then looses his temper and cuts the old man with his mighty axe and walks down the road. He lays his eyes upon a maiden a fairly pretty one so he walks towards her and says "do you have any norse ale" the maiden tried to run away but before she got 3 feet away from the warrior she already found herself in his strong arms.
Bloodaxe asks "will you answer me or shall i cut out your tounge"
The maiden shivers and says "no mighty warrior i dont have anything for you to drink"
Bloodaxe replies "WHAT??? so you don't cherish your life?" "well then i will have to take it" The norseman then drags her behind the shed and rapes her, before he beheads the fine maiden. Bloodaxe thinks for him self "hmmm isn't there any ale in this village" and walks towards the woods. He comes to the place the NooB's set up camp and watches. He sees two large tents, there are 4 NooB's sitting around the fire place they all got swords. Suddenly one NooB goes into one of the tents and Bloodaxe could hear him talking before the NooB came back outside with a barrel. The norse thinks for himself "hmmm is that ale, well that's it I shall crush them all right now" He lifts up his axe and roars "AAAAAAAAAAYYYAAAAAAAAA" while running towards the NooB's. The NewB's looked terrified when they say this huge norse warrior running and shouting towards them. The first NooB fell before he even could touch his sword, the second NooB takes his sword but gets slayed before getting a chance to use it. The remaing two NooB's at the fireplace was terrified and the one on the left for Bloodaxe says "that is a norseman....crap we're fucked" the other one says "yes a norsema****" Before he could finish his sentence his head fell onto the fires. And then the remaing NooB yells "HEY GET OUT HERE!!!" "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!!" Suddenly 3 more NewB's comes running out of the tent, and Bloodaxe says "you shall all PERISH filthy NewB's. The 3 NooB's attack the norseman simultanously, Bloodaxe parry their attacks easily and one of the NooB's falls into the fireplace and catches on fire. With only 3 NooB's left in the camp, 2 of them attacks Bloodaxe again but in vain, He answers by cutting the swordarm off one of the NewB's. The NewB who lost his arm is lying on the ground crawling and screaming. the two remaining NooB's get together in front of the NooB laying wounded on the ground, trying to make a defence against their mighty opposition.
Bloodaxe shouts"YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BROTHERHOOD!!!!" and cuts down one of the NewB's, that is when the last NooB runs off into the forest even throwing away his sword, Bloodaxe runs ofcourse after him and catches him quickly, he pushes the NooB against a tree while the NooB crying for mercy. Bloodaxe replies "NO mercy for NooB's, when you get to hell be sure to shout my name BLOODAXE" Then he slayes the NooB, and walks back to the camp. When he gets back he sees that the wounded NooB has crawled away, so Bloodaxe decides to go look. He finds him under a fallen tree, and cuts him easily to pieces, he then goes to the camp and takes with him two barrels of ale.
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akira
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Post by akira on Feb 11, 2006 16:26:43 GMT -5
Having kicked back and rested his dirty boots on a religious statue, Akira watched as his berserker brother Cadaveras De Sade had severed the old man's head and claimed the two Asian beauties for himself.
"By Thor's balls Cadaveras, you have found some truly special bounty this time. I envy your fortune," he said with a jealous tone.
Extremely mad for not having gotten the maidens for himself, Akira grabbed the arm of an old frail woman and bit a massive chunk out of it. The woman shrieked in utter pain as the Samurai slowly chewed the tender yet aged meat.
Blood running down from his cheeks and lips, Akira ripped the shirt from a young girl hiding in the corner, using it as a napkin to wipe off the crimson residue around his mouth.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?"
The girl's naked flesh had been exposed to the light of day when the berserker had ripped off the shirt. Specifically her naked breast were now shining in the light of the church candelry. This erotic site enthralled the Samurai and set him into a sexual frenzy. He grabbed her and ripped her skirt as well as her underwear off. He aggressively slammed his massive penis projectile into her bear ass and started fucking wildly.
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Leviathan
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Post by Leviathan on Feb 11, 2006 20:25:02 GMT -5
OOC: oh man i wish so much that we had an animator within the ranks of the BOD, someone who could make these stories into a manga styled, christian slaughtering, sex filled, mormon destroying blood fest.
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Post by cadaveras on Feb 14, 2006 4:46:15 GMT -5
(((OOC: Leviathan, my sentiments exactly. Or hell, even make a video game or something out of it. OR A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE. Such would be bliss, though the manga should take priority fo shizzle. /OOC))))
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Post by DC Sparky on Feb 14, 2006 6:07:37 GMT -5
(((OOC: i know someone who lives my area thats good at drawing manga comic strips if you would like me to ask him...)))
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